I’m the annoying guy in the neighborhood who lights off fireworks until the wee hours of the morning. I’m the guy who blows shit up, just because I like blowing shit up. I’m the guy who annoys dogs, home owners, and rains debris all over the neatly manicured yards. It isn’t because I’m inconsiderate — far from it. No, it is because I cherish the Fourth of July, truly my second favorite holiday behind Christmas.
So, from me to you, I’m sorry I annoyed the dog, the kids and the yard. I’m normally not an idiot but allow me, just this one time a year, to stretch out and do some damage.